Hypermodern thoughts of the day:

1. Facebook gives you as much as you put into it (wish I could say the same about my blogspot).

Example:

Q: Yo why these bitches clogging up my mini-feed with they stupidass Vegas photos all the goddamn time!??!

A: Cuz you're clicking through them all the goddamn time.

Lesson: We have the power to vote with our mouses, people.

2. Try using Google as a life-forecast. It's full-proof. That's how predictable people are.

You hear that?

YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL.

YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL OR UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE.

YOU'RE THE SAME DECAYING ORGANIC MATTER AS EVERYTHING ELSE.

and I hate everyone.