Hypermodern thoughts of the day:

1. Facebook gives you as much as you put into it (wish I could say the same about my blogspot).

Example:

Q: Yo why these bitches clogging up my mini-feed with they stupidass Vegas photos all the goddamn time!??!

A: Cuz you're clicking through them all the goddamn time.

Lesson: We have the power to vote with our mouses, people.

2. Try using Google as a life-forecast. It's full-proof. That's how predictable people are.

You hear that?

YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL.

YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL OR UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE.

YOU'RE THE SAME DECAYING ORGANIC MATTER AS EVERYTHING ELSE.

and I hate everyone.

GTFO

WTF IS UP WITH THAT PORNOGRAPHIC LIGHTING OVER THE CHEEEEEZ #FUCKEDUP

"Fries are smothered with truffle Jack cheese, shortribs, and veal jus for a decadent take on poutine, a traditionally Canadian dish."

THIS IS IN SF. SO ARE ALL THESE

boyz R dumb

"everytime i see a guy try to holler at one of my girls, it reminds me why im hella gay. guys are soooo hungry, so thirsty!! yall need to calm down and realize screaming, grabbing a girls hand to pull her towards you (the rudest shit ever), asking for a hug when we dont know you, etc. is LAME!!!! LAME!! LAME!!!!! and please stop getting mad when women say no. asssholes." gladys l.

hahaha

Why

is there such a huge disparity bw the way some people behave OL as opposed to RL?

I know the answer, but still, it's just sad.

I may be a cunt but at least I'm consistent.

Find your "I".

If you're gonna text me happy birthday you're gonna have to step up your game

Because that is the tightest shit I've ever seen!!!!

From my dearest homie Eefs, whom I've known since I was 12. Damn. That's fucking 11 years. That's fucking half my life :O

Swag.

Happy birfday to me!

The Business of Being Born

Just saw this amazing documentary tonight about midwifery vs. hospital births. Apparently American women are so much more misinformed about various options of birth than women in most other developed countries. As a result? Caesarean sections are at an all time high, as are mortality rates for mothers and babies. This documentary connects all the dots by exposing the political and fiscal agenda of insurance companies and hospitals when it comes to (what should be) the most natural and precious process in life.

I was sold 3 minutes in based on gut feeling, but in the end I came away with so much more knowledge about the history of birthing that I would never have thought to look into if it hadn't been for this documentary. I was not aware of the dehumanization that occurs during labor and the absurdity behind the domino effect of anesthetic intervention and what it does to a mother's body. It just seems insane now that this type of birth has become the norm.

Let's just say if I ever decide to have a bb, it's going to be at my mothafuckin crib on my mothafuckin terms. Watch this doc to see why.

Listening to bangers whilst rollerblading = false sense of confidence.

Ouch.