Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Well, shit.

Usually when someone links me a youtube video, I'm already so disinterested that I either stop after the first couple seconds, skip through it, or don't watch it at all (sorry).

But after Mama Jesse yelled at me for daring to question what he had sent me, IsaidallrightI'llwatchyourgoddamnvideoyoujustholdthephoneforasecondgeez.

Once I pressed play, it was Jorma's appearance (of The Lonely Island) that sparked my interest to keep watching. But as the story continued, I realized there was nothing parodical or goofy about this short, no Andy Samberg punching people or jumping into frame on this one. In fact, I don't remember the last time I was this moved by a music video.

Well, that's life I guess.

And talk about the most honest comments board I've ever seen on youtube, damn!

EDIT:

Of course, an hour later Jesse sends me this:


me: another one? are you trying to destroy me? before I even go to work
jesse: yes
jesse: to love you is to destroy you

thx boo.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Yet another ridiculous bedside convo in Daly City Pt. 2



angel: MMm this chicken is so tens..

[heavy silence]

me: ...tense?

angel: no, tender.

...

Saturday, September 18, 2010

stfustfustfustfustfustfustfustfustfu

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

POWER REMIX-- SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Power Remix - Kanye West, Jay-Z, Swizz Beats

That. was. sex.

OMGGGGGGGG

Lord Lord Lord - Mos Def, Swizz Beatz, Raekwon, Kanye West, Charlie Wilson

Cute.

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Friday, September 17, 2010

BABIES!!!

In honor of the documentary, Babies...

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Amsterdam 09

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

George Carlin

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/15/george_carlin.jpg

Men are stupid and women are crazy.
But the reason women are so crazy is because men are so stupid.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

I love introducing Korean food to friends.




Last epic Davis meal of the year!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Yet another ridiculous bedside convo in Daly City



While watching VH1's 100 Greatest Artists of All Time on TV:

angel: omgggg i looove paul mccartney!!

me: that's john lennon dude

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Jack Handey


It takes a big man to cry,
but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.


Saturday, September 4, 2010

the only reason i wish to be employed

Women's Northstar Boot
you're mine.