Back when it cost a mere $15 to see Lady Gaga at a gay club

00:33 mark -- that's me

LOL

10/16/08, damn!

Woke up wanting to hear this!

Sims 3 Dramz pt. 2

dave: im going to become hella rich
dave: turn off aging
dave: have a kid
dave: and then allow them to live a life of luxury
me: haHHAHhhaha
me: arite citizen kane

dave: so
dave: it was 6pm
dave: and i invited zelda over
dave: then i asked her to go steady
dave: IMMEDIATELY asked her to get married
dave: and then while we were having our private wedding
dave: some other girl calls
dave: my cell
me: well did u chat or what?!?!
dave: haha
dave: i dunno but
dave: this girl is moving from her 130k home
dave: into my 14k home
dave: welcome to an artist's life, sucka

dave: anyhoo
dave: i caught a burglar in my house
dave: somehow she ended up on my relationship list
dave: i keep calling her
dave: to come over

#Sims3dramz

Yet another ridiculous bedside convo in Daly City pt. 6

[While feeling heart-warmed as Stevie Wonder cracks jokes before announcing this year's Grammy noms for Best Album of the Year]

Angel: Who is this guy.

WOW.

smh...

I enjoy conversations about rap

hahah

wat r U listenin to

monster hehe

dude nicki is fav in that

why is hova still rappin

LOLOLOL

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN AHAHAH

HES SOOOO WEAK

at first i was like okay its fine.. theni was like NO

ITS AWFUL

i agree

especially in appalled

so appalled haha

hahah no i think appalled is better than monster

i liek the "whats worse being underpaid or overrated" line

shows hes conscious of how much he sucks

yea it shows how stubborn he is

just give it up

hes got beyonce

he needs to relax