Back when it cost a mere $15 to see Lady Gaga at a gay club

00:33 mark -- that's me

LOL

10/16/08, damn!

Woke up wanting to hear this!

Sims 3 Dramz pt. 2

dave: im going to become hella rich
dave: turn off aging
dave: have a kid
dave: and then allow them to live a life of luxury
me: haHHAHhhaha
me: arite citizen kane

dave: so
dave: it was 6pm
dave: and i invited zelda over
dave: then i asked her to go steady
dave: IMMEDIATELY asked her to get married
dave: and then while we were having our private wedding
dave: some other girl calls
dave: my cell
me: well did u chat or what?!?!
dave: haha
dave: i dunno but
dave: this girl is moving from her 130k home
dave: into my 14k home
dave: welcome to an artist's life, sucka

dave: anyhoo
dave: i caught a burglar in my house
dave: somehow she ended up on my relationship list
dave: i keep calling her
dave: to come over

#Sims3dramz

Yet another ridiculous bedside convo in Daly City pt. 6

[While feeling heart-warmed as Stevie Wonder cracks jokes before announcing this year's Grammy noms for Best Album of the Year]

Angel: Who is this guy.

WOW.

smh...

I enjoy conversations about rap

hahah

wat r U listenin to

monster hehe

dude nicki is fav in that

why is hova still rappin

LOLOLOL

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN AHAHAH

HES SOOOO WEAK

at first i was like okay its fine.. theni was like NO

ITS AWFUL

i agree

especially in appalled

so appalled haha

hahah no i think appalled is better than monster

i liek the "whats worse being underpaid or overrated" line

shows hes conscious of how much he sucks

yea it shows how stubborn he is

just give it up

hes got beyonce

he needs to relax

Yet another ridiculous bedside convo in Daly City Pt. 5

angel: [singing] when it's over... that's the time i'll fall in love again. who is that? smash mouth??? or was it smashing pumpkins

me: YOU ALWAYS THINK EVERYTHING'S SMASH MOUTH

angel: then who the fuck is it?????

me: it's fucking sugar ray!!!!

angel: oh... that's right

[goes back to playing prince of persia]

dai'boo delight

This Saturday @ Sutra

...

no words.
so. fucking. cute.
ugh!!!

YES.

Decorating Dilemma

Contemporary swank?

or Victorian bouge?

The contemporary floors are too hard to give up though. So gorgeous/wtf is it called???

EDIT: Mystery solved: MONO BLACK EUROPEAN OAK.

OMG

Props to KG for applying the fam for this position. I'm rofldawging to the m00n.

I Love Lupin da 3rd

Oh snap…MTV (illuminati’s favorite network) back on the attack…why can’t y’all just chill out? Salacious banality @ the speed of light? I think I’ve been very good natured with you. I personally know several employees of your company. You guys know me as well. I’m confused. Where is the true music journalism??? where is Suchin?!! What happened? Where are the honest critiques of cultural expression? For it’s not about being RIGHT it’s about being HOT. Fame over self-awareness and virtue. Hedonism over self respect. Celebrity over cerebral. A destroying force in our culture and society just like rest of the useless vapid spectacles that pour out of our tv’s and radios.

What are we supposed to be learning from you? What is your point? Do you have a point beyond corporate sponsored distraction? Your a materialistic shell of your former self that can only identify with celebrity pageantry and instant gratification. Corporate garbage pushing plastic lifestyles and wasteful, destructive behavior into the brains of the youth of the world. So when your relevance thins in2 a whisper & the stock price collapses and you have 2 come 2 grips with the mess you made. I’ll be here 4 ya. We’ll be here. With hands full of baby powder 2 smack some sense back into your body & a warm shoulder to cry on. We want the REAL MTV back!

Lupe Fiasco's response to THIS piece of garbage, holla.

this unreleased kala track

is possibly my favorite MIA song of all time!!!

unassumingly sexy is the best kind of sexy

lets rawk lets rawk today

The Magical Papa Snauff

I asked Stenny to give her dad this San Franciscan snowglobe because one of the first things she ever told me about him was that SF was his favorite city in the whole world. Also, he has the sweetest, most amazing, youthful spirit of any person I've ever met.

I was going through one of the most painful times in my life when I first met Mark, but by the end of my visit, I was already filled with SO much more love and joy inside. And hope, too. I can't even explain what it was, but all I know is that I left feeling so silly for spending my entire day complaining and marinating in my misery that it was in that moment I decided to get over myself and begin to appreciate and find happiness in the little things around me once again.

All he did was be his merry old self. And therein lies the magic of Papa Snauff.

What would I do if I had a house?

Having so much fun looking up color combos and interior designs. Visual feast.

Girl I Love You

Massive Attack + all their featuring vocalists sound better on stage than they do on their albums, damn!

Feel a little ho-hum about passing up a chance to get backstage passes, but amazing night nevertheless.

Massive Attack @ the Greek 2m!

Chun Family Tradition

The 4 of us reunited at Ohgane Korean BBQ in Oakland. Hella banchan, mmm.

Introducing your Davis is Burning 2010 Queen

Mickey Marvelous, my pride and joy, my babii boi/my babii enemi.

emcee: why do you deserve to win?

mickey: because i took that wig and turned it into this.

!!!

You made momma so proud!

Love you so much booboo!

yoursdietzsche

P.S. This is what you call the money shot. holla!

Ugh, YES. Current Fav Painting.

Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, a Second Before Awakening

Dalí

Cool Faust Art

Yet another ridiculous bedside convo in Daly City Pt. 4

Upon playing Clair de Lune on iTunes:

Angel: Ugh. Ugh. YES. So good. This song reminds me of Twilight.

Yet another ridiculous bedside convo in Daly City Pt. 3

"So you know how today that guy at the Bart station asked for your number? Well today this old lady asked me to push her wheelchair to the other side of the station!"

TRON TRON TRON

IMAX THEATER. MIDNIGHT SHOWING. IM. THERE.

Myspace Whore

Recently I've been back on myspace because my bosses over at Animal House VIP need me to promote the hell out of their 18+ Halloween event.

Along with Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre's official DJ on decks, this party hosted by WILD 94.9 will feature topless gogo dancers and a "male review" for the ladies. Meaning dudes are stripping down to nothing.

Sigh.

Every time I feel hella sleazy about blasting out these invites to these 18 year old girls in the 94109 area code, I have to keep reminding myself, 'Just pay your dues, Jack, pay your dues.'

The goal is to do what they need me to do and keep building my base so that in the future, they can entrust me with these electro nights I've been pushing ever since I got hired. Good news is that they're definitely down--was thisclose to securing Super Mash Bros for aforementioned party--but for now I'll just have to be patient and work my butt off.

Anyway, here are some interesting/not so cute things I learned about the 18-20 yr old female demographic in the 94109 area code.

1. Lots and lots of baby pictures

2. Too many RIPs in their profile headings

But you know what, this myspace promoting does actually work. I've gotten at least 15 positive responses and gratitude for the invite, and I think it's great that people actually think I'm handpicking my invitees just because I'm addressing them by their names.

In the same vain, it's pretty funny that people feel the need to respond with things like, "Can't make it I'm gonna be out of town", or straight up "Sorry not gonna happen".

But if you wanna talk about straight up, one bix got downright cutty.

Don't really have a method of keeping track of people I already messaged about the invites, so I was afraid I may have accidentally sent the same people multiple blasts.

Well I was right to worry. This is what "Confused" had to say back:

message me again and die

So nice.

Then there's Priscilla John, 19 year old self-proclaimed "gypsy", who just HAD to tell me exactly how she felt about the nature of the invitation:

Strip show? And topless go go dancers? That is so so horrible!

A quick 3 second scan through her myspace page might've helped before I sent off the invite.

Who I'd Like to Meet: JESUS!!!!

Well, the event is in less than 3 days and I just got a couple more area codes to work on until then. Won't be attending this particular party, but I'll be posting it at Nightmare on Van Ness, our 21+ event in downtown that same night. Looking forward to getting paid and working with my friends. Oh and maybe I'll even get to meet Far East Movement. Chill.

EDIT: Good news: I literally just received word that I got a couple ticket sales. Boom.

xoxo,

Myspace Whore

Well, shit.

Usually when someone links me a youtube video, I'm already so disinterested that I either stop after the first couple seconds, skip through it, or don't watch it at all (sorry).

But after Mama Jesse yelled at me for daring to question what he had sent me, IsaidallrightI'llwatchyourgoddamnvideoyoujustholdthephoneforasecondgeez.

Once I pressed play, it was Jorma's appearance (of The Lonely Island) that sparked my interest to keep watching. But as the story continued, I realized there was nothing parodical or goofy about this short, no Andy Samberg punching people or jumping into frame on this one. In fact, I don't remember the last time I was this moved by a music video.

Well, that's life I guess.

And talk about the most honest comments board I've ever seen on youtube, damn!

EDIT:

Of course, an hour later Jesse sends me this:

me: another one? are you trying to destroy me? before I even go to work

jesse: yes

jesse: to love you is to destroy you

thx boo.

Yet another ridiculous bedside convo in Daly City Pt. 2

angel: MMm this chicken is so tens..

[heavy silence]

me: ...tense?

angel: no, tender.

...

stfustfustfustfustfustfustfustfustfu

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

POWER REMIX-- SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

SHUE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

That. was. sex.

OMGGGGGGGG

Cute.



BABIES!!!

In honor of the documentary, Babies...


Amsterdam 09

George Carlin

Men are stupid and women are crazy.
But the reason women are so crazy is because men are so stupid.

I love introducing Korean food to friends.

Last epic Davis meal of the year!

Yet another ridiculous bedside convo in Daly City

While watching VH1's 100 Greatest Artists of All Time on TV:

angel: omgggg i looove paul mccartney!!

me: that's john lennon dude